It’s a long, sad story…
For those who question what gives this guy the right to bi**h and moan about things, here are some facts about myself.
First, I’m the middle of three children, which in and of itself is a reason to complain. I still deal with the stigma of this affliction daily.
Secondly, My high school years were fraught with the possibility that I may never have sex, unless of course someone were to leave it to me in their will. Yes, I was the typical “Nerdy” kid who played Dungeons and Dragons.
Thirdly, after leaving behind the classroom, I joined the military. After 11 years of constant submission to the wills of lame brained, “the book says we should do it this way” officers, I felt, hell I know; I’ve rightfully deserved my freedom to address the stupidity in this world.
In addition, raising children of my own has opened up a plethora of opportunities to complain.
For those of you who may find this insufficient, I offer these words…”Bite me!”